object PageContainer1: TPageContainer1 Left = -4 Top = -30 Caption = 'vojvtipy.dfm' ClientHeight = 765 ClientWidth = 1280 Font.Charset = DEFAULT_CHARSET Font.Color = clBlack Font.Height = -16 Font.Name = 'Arial' Font.Style = [] KeyPreview = True OldCreateOrder = False Position = poDesigned Scaled = False Visible = True WindowState = wsMaximized PixelsPerInch = 96 TextHeight = 18 object humor: TdhPage Left = 0 Top = 0 Style.Border.Width = 0 Style.Border.Style = cbsNone Style.BackgroundImage.Path = 'image\wp_damask_167.gif' Style.BackgroundImage.State = isAnalyzed Style.BackgroundImage.Width = 140 Style.BackgroundImage.Height = 143 Style.Padding = 0 Style.FontSize = '36' Style.Margin = '12' Style.Cursor = ccuDefault Style.FontFamily = 'ZurichCalligraphic CE' AutoSizeXY = asNone Right = 0 Bottom = 0 UseIFrame = False Title = 'humor' GeneratedCSSFile = 'dfm2html.css' VertPosition = 727 object Panel1: TdhPanel Left = 178 Top = -725 Width = 920 Height = 1488 Style.Border.Width = 5 Style.Border.Color = White Style.Border.Style = cbsDouble Style.BackgroundImage.Path = 'image\Pozad'#237' 125.gif' Style.BackgroundImage.State = isAnalyzed Style.BackgroundImage.Width = 120 Style.BackgroundImage.Height = 120 Style.BackgroundColor = White AutoSizeXY = asNone object Image2: TdhLink Left = 256 Top = 128 Width = 400 Height = 250 ImageType = bitImage Style.BackgroundImage.Path = 'image\ceule\ovalkhumor.gif' Style.BackgroundImage.State = isAnalyzed Style.BackgroundImage.Width = 400 Style.BackgroundImage.Height = 250 AutoSizeXY = asXY PreferDownStyles = True Options = [loDownIfMenu, loDownIfMouseDown, loDownIfURL] end object index: TdhFile Left = 152 Top = 1424 Width = 27 Height = 22 AutoSizeXY = asXY FileName = 'index.dfm' Linked = True end end object Label3: TdhLabel Left = 208 Top = -291 Width = 336 Height = 81 Text = '"J'#228'ger Kuna, vy nev'#237'te, '#382'e alkohol zab'#237'j'#237'?" "Voj'#225'k se nesm'#237' b'#225't,' + ' pane veliteli."' Style.FontSize = '24' Style.TextAlign = ctaJustify Style.FontWeight = cfwBold AutoSizeXY = asY end object Label2: TdhLabel Left = 680 Top = -291 Width = 384 Height = 81 Text = 'V'#237'te co je to voj'#225'k? Hmota oble'#269'en'#225' do uniformy, kter'#225' se d'#225'v'#225' d' + 'o pohybu za pomoci rozkaz'#367', povel'#367' a nad'#225'vek.' Style.FontSize = '24' Style.TextAlign = ctaJustify Style.FontWeight = cfwBold AutoSizeXY = asY end object Label4: TdhLabel Left = 208 Top = -179 Width = 416 Height = 108 Text = 'Voj'#225'k na sv'#233' vych'#225'zce potk'#225' d'#237'vku, kter'#225' m'#225' kr'#225'sn'#233' nohy a tak se' + ' j'#237' zept'#225':" Sle'#269'no, kam jdou ty kr'#225'sn'#233' nohy?" " No, kdy'#382' se mezi' + ' n'#283' n'#283'co nep'#345'iplete, tak do kina." ' Style.FontSize = '24' Style.TextAlign = ctaJustify Style.FontWeight = cfwBold AutoSizeXY = asY end object Label7: TdhLabel Left = 680 Top = -163 Width = 376 Height = 54 Text = '"Voj'#237'ne, co to d'#283'l'#225'te? Mysl'#237'te p'#345'i tom?" "Nemysl'#237'm. Piju."' Style.FontSize = '24' Style.TextAlign = ctaJustify Style.FontWeight = cfwBold AutoSizeXY = asY end object Label6: TdhLabel Left = 208 Top = -51 Width = 408 Height = 108 Text = #8222'Kdy'#382' '#345'eknu couvnout o deset krok'#367', couvnete o deset krok'#367','#8221' pou' + #269'uje '#269'erstv'#233' kadety poru'#269#237'k. Z '#345'ady se ozve: '#8222'A dop'#345'edu, nebo do' + 'zadu?'#8221 Style.FontSize = '24' Style.TextAlign = ctaJustify Style.FontWeight = cfwBold AutoSizeXY = asY end object Label9: TdhLabel Left = 672 Top = -51 Width = 392 Height = 81 Text = 'Kdy'#382' m'#225' voj'#225'k '#269'istit pu'#353'ku, hled'#237' na ni bezradn'#283', ale s d'#237'vkou n' + 'a lavi'#269'ce um'#237' cvi'#269'it bezvadn'#283'. ' Style.FontSize = '24' Style.TextAlign = ctaJustify Style.FontWeight = cfwBold AutoSizeXY = asY end object Label5: TdhLabel Left = 672 Top = 69 Width = 392 Height = 162 Text = 'Voj'#225'ci obsadili M'#225'slojedy a dali se do rabov'#225'n'#237' a zn'#225'sil'#328'ov'#225'n'#237'.' + ' Jeden popadl babku a jal se ji zn'#225'sil'#328'ovat. Vid'#283'l to jej'#237' d'#283'da' + ' a pov'#237'd'#225':" To se nestyd'#237#353', voj'#225#269'ku, dy'#357' je to star'#225' babka." "Bu' + #271' zticha, d'#283'dku," pov'#237'd'#225' babka," vojna je vojna." ' Style.FontSize = '24' Style.TextAlign = ctaJustify Style.FontWeight = cfwBold AutoSizeXY = asY end object Label8: TdhLabel Left = 208 Top = 77 Width = 400 Height = 108 Text = 'Za t'#345'icetilet'#233' v'#225'lky setn'#237'k vede setninu do '#250'toku a '#345've: "Vp'#345'ed,' + ' chrab'#345#237' voj'#225'ci, za kr'#225'le, za vlast, za korunu!" "Za kolik?" zas' + 'tavuj'#237' voj'#225'ci otr'#225'ven'#283' sv'#367'j '#250'tok.' 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' Style.FontSize = '24' Style.TextAlign = ctaJustify Style.FontWeight = cfwBold AutoSizeXY = asY end object Label16: TdhLabel Left = 672 Top = 449 Width = 376 Height = 108 Text = 'Stoj'#237' voj'#225'k na str'#225#382'i, jde okolo gener'#225'l a voj'#225'k nic. Gener'#225'l se' + ' vr'#225't'#237' a pt'#225' se voj'#225'ka: "Nem'#283'l jste mn'#283' n'#225'hodou pozdravit?" - Jo' + '? A od koho?" ' Style.FontSize = '24' Style.TextAlign = ctaJustify Style.FontWeight = cfwBold AutoSizeXY = asY end object Label17: TdhLabel Left = 208 Top = 537 Width = 400 Height = 81 Text = 'Z k'#225'drov'#233'ho posudku jednoho d'#367'stojn'#237'ka: Je tvrd'#253', energick'#253' a r'#225 + 'zn'#253'. Rozhoduje se rychle, ale blb'#283'.' 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